Why Do Old Books Smell So Amazing?
April 11, 2012 | KP | 5 Comments
Light a cigar, pour yourself a whisky and have a seat in a leather chair. It's time to smell some old books...
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Morpheus Cat: Welcome to the Litter Box of the Real
March 25, 2012 | KP | No Comments
You can't catch that red dot...
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Itchy and Scratchy: Every Episode from The Simpsons
March 19, 2012 | KP | No Comments
They fight! And bite! They fight and bite and fight! Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite...
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Is This the Most Amazing Bad Commercial of All Time?
I love Tito's Tacos. You love Tito's too. This 30-second spot is an unabashed masterpiece...
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Now with 100 Percent More Shopping Carts!
The abandoned shopping cart is the first cousin of the street couch...
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How Coffee Revolutionized the World
Coffee was discovered by an Ethiopian herder when he saw his goats eating berries...
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Archie Andrews: “It Gets Kind of Butthole at Times”
We thought we'd seen all the debauchery Riverdale had to offer...
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Lena Dunham and Friends Get the Burka Treatment
We have no idea what "Girls" is all about, although this month's magazine covers are trying really hard to tell us the show is The Next Big Thing...
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Why Do Old Books Smell So Amazing?
Light a cigar, pour yourself a whisky and have a seat in a leather chair. It's time to smell some old books...
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Jose Canseco is the Savior You Didn’t Know You Needed
Take a good look at the collected wisdom of Mr. 40/40. You just might learn something...
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Sex Education in America: Rick Perry Can Eat a Bag of Dicks
More than 96 percent of Texas school districts teach abstinence only. In other news, Texas has the highest teen birth rate in the nation...
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American Apparel Models in Swimsuits Show Off Solar Panels
Unless you're reading the Braille version of this story, you know all about American Apparel's advertisements...
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